Monday, 27 February 2012

The pros and cons of being single

Ok so I know this is supposed to be a diary but I really haven’t done anything that interesting recently that I thought you guys would want to read about. There isn’t really any “potentials” around and too be honest I am not actually looking for any.  Don’t worry though as soon as anyone comes on the scene you guys will be the first to know about it.

In the meantime I am going to write about the Pro’s and cons of being single. Now this goes for both men and women.

Firstly I will start with the cons

It can get lonely sometimes

I find I don’t get plus ones to events and even if I did I don’t always have someone to take

You don’t get sex on tap (however depending on how long you have been together this could be a pro)

Ok that’s all I can think of J

Now for the pro’s:

The most obvious one is of course having the bed to yourself so you can starfish and not worry about banging into someone else. I sleep so much better now than I ever did when I was with my ex (an actual real long-term ex and not Mr FWB)

If you buy something nice to eat, chocolate for example, you don’t have to share. It is all yours!

One for the girls is never having to share your closet with anyone. I already have 2 wardrobes and a chest of draws and this still isn’t enough space. No way could anyone else squeeze anything in.

One for the men. Porn is far cheaper and comes in a lot more varieties!

The only annoying friends you have to deal with are your own .

You can be the crazy wild friend with all the juicy stories that make your non single friends jealous of.


There is only one way to do things – your way.

Obviously this is all a bit of fun and I am sure there are more cons but hey what single girl really wants to think about them. I would love to hear what more pro’s you guys can think of though!

1 comment:

  1. I have a massive pro.. You can fart whenever and as loud as you like!!! No holding it in and getting a belly ache!!